green mfer: a peer-to-peer electronic mfer system
on robinhood chain

abstract. in 2026 a brokerage put the stock market on a blockchain and painted the whole thing green. a mfer looked at it, shrugged, and sat down. green mfer coin is a meme coin for the mfers of this new chain. it has no intrinsic value, no expectation of profit, no utility and no roadmap. mfers do what they want — on any chain. this one happens to be green, and so, now, is the mfer. in the end, we all mfers.

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1. where mfers come from

mfers are stick figures with headphones, drawn by an artist known as sartoshi. they sit at their computers doing whatever it is mfers do. a short history, for the record:

because mfers are cc0, anyone may draw one, remix one, or launch one. this project does exactly that, with respect for the culture it comes from: no rights reserved, no permission needed, good vibes required.

2. supply & distribution

there are 1,000,000,000 green mfers. the supply is fixed and cannot increase. distribution is as boring as possible, which is the point:

1. no presale. nobody bought earlier than you could.
2. no team allocation. there is no team. there is a mfer.
3. no promises. the coin does nothing, which it will deliver flawlessly.
4. liquidity at launch on robinhood chain. that is the entire tokenomics section.

3. utility

none. see abstract. mfers do what they want.

4. why robinhood chain

the chain where the stock market lives is the funniest possible place for a stick figure in headphones to sit. the candles here are green by brand guideline. the mfer simply complies with the brand guideline.

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